Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

(Source: katamarang)

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longerrpigs:

more quick ish working out krita + ways of drawing spaces stuff. colours are weird and exciting. 

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princess—rain:

Hi I wasted an hour trying to take a good selfie

princess—rain:

Hi I wasted an hour trying to take a good selfie

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Source: heteroh)

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

(Source: lamapalooza)

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ruinedchildhood:

this episode changed me forever

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